is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
Bang-toberfest begins!!
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
You told the guy in Wawa you needed his hoagie for "a scavenger hunt" and then called him a "fuckstained Muggle" when he didn't give it to you. You are a delight.
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
I didn’t want a minivan, but I have to admit it’s made it a lot easier to hook up with the dilfs at soccer tournaments
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