hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
woke up with a sweatshirt on that said "someone special calls me grandma" and a sword. i'm just going to assume that it was a good night
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
I was asking the bouncer, "if I fall will you catch me?" which then turned into "if I jump off the roof will you catch me?" He said no.
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
Randomize
