he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
I got vodka in my stocking. Having an alcoholic mom has paid off.
you didnt know i had herpes?
I'm doing shots of crown out of a baby bottle. My friends are sensational parents.
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
In the middle of having sex with me, she reminded me that I was supposed to call my mom that morning. My penis has never retracted so quickly.
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
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