She is in my trunk
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
when she started singing "you look better when im drunk" to my cat i realized it was time to take her home
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
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