can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
I had a long pep-talk with my penis that ended in "I love you, I'll try harder and I'm sorry."
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
Apparently Sundays are the worst days for your friends to get their head split open and need stitches...there's only 1 doctor on duty
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
Like my mom really needs to know just how non existent my sex life is
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