they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
I don't want to hear about you making out with a high schooler. I just had the best sex of my life. My face and arms went numb in the middle of it.
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
I replaced his Viagra pills with sleeping pills.
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
Randomize
