Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
If I had a nickel for every time somebody called me a bad person I would have enough money to check into rehab
she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
Dude, she literally just asked me if her mac'n'cheese makes me horny. I think I found the one.
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
The dick lei will go down in squad history
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
You passed out in my backseat like a legitimate infant. A really drunk, really horny infant
the raccoons are back...
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