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(780): View more from Alberta, CA

So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose

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(702): View more from Nevada

think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.

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(973): View more from New Jersey

when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.

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(201): View more from New Jersey

she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.

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(970): View more from Colorado

But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.

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(336): View more from North Carolina

Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar

(1-336): View more from North Carolina

Blow your rape whistle

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(978): View more from Massachusetts

Is she still in your room?

(1-978): View more from Massachusetts

Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.

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(660): View more from Missouri

So my mom wants to hear about my weekend. How do I make licking cupcake frosting off your face while high not sound like just that?

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(303): View more from Colorado

Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.

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