love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
Can you please come and collect your boss off of my kitchen floor.
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
Baked out of my mind. Went in the bathroom, a daddy long leg spider and a carpenter ant are battling it out on the floor. I brought my computer with some dubstep.
OMG THE ANT WON
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