Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
I look like a sausage in jean shorts, you should have woken up earlier and approved my outfit.
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
i think i scared a bird with my dick
In your defense, I really thought capturing that alligator would have been a lot more awesome and a lot less tragic.
RIP Mr Bojangles.
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
You stood outside his house all night throwing your sister's leftover Easter eggs and singing 'now you're just somebody that I used to blow'
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
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