Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
I saw your relationship status and wanted to write "Now you can fuck with some peace of mind that she isn't giving that other guy she met online a handjob."
The EMT told me when I left the ER "I'd like to take off your pants again and inspect your package. Just not during a medical emergency..." We're hooking up tonight.
Points for getting a hot hook up after getting a shard of glass in your thigh. Almost makes it worth it.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
Do you just want me to shit in a Jack-o-latern
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