The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
So, I'm pretty sure I just jacked off and my gf 17 m/o son caught me. IDK how long he was standing in the crib, but he definately saw the grand finale.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
I'm on the toilet with no toilet paper. When are you coming over? I'm contemplating on just staying here until you arrive.
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
All I remember is allowing my uber driver to pull over on the side of the road to give me a massage. I was alone
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
He's on the porch naked. Help.
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
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