eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
Running across campus through Hurricane Sandy while hammered and in a slutty cowgirl costume obviously should be top priority tonight
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
Got a snapchat from Megan last night showing you sobbing about a burrito on the floor with Dan in the background trying not to laugh his ass off
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
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