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• (973): View more from New Jersey

  Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?

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• (902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

  you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'

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  well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone

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• (414): View more from Wisconsin

  You need to get here now. A drunk girl just stumbled into our apartment. shes laying on the floor by our door.

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• (845): View more from New York

  our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.

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• (406): View more from Montana

  she pinky promised me she was 18

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• (781): View more from Massachusetts

  You fell asleep leaning on my shoulder at the bar

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• (316): View more from Kansas

  There are 144 bottles of wine in my mother's pantry. She just shrugged her shoulders and said it was for the wine pong tournament on Christmas Day.

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• (801): View more from Utah

  My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.

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• (920): View more from Wisconsin

  You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!

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• (281): View more from Texas

  all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy

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• (309): View more from Illinois

  Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?

  (727): View more from Florida

  Oh god...probably.

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• (858): View more from California

  someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..

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• (860): View more from Connecticut

  There's times when I just want to bottle my farts for later they're so insane.

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• (931): View more from Tennessee

  I'm on the porch day drinking and the neighbor is in his yard screaming about his amazing sandwiches, maybe we should move.

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• (859): View more from Kentucky

  This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.

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