is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
She was the most uninteresting drunk I've met
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
To be honest I've become too lazy for the work involved in getting laid.
You run marathons and you're too lazy for sex? Priorities, man.
Touche.
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
Im eating leftover Easter ham in a bubble bath. What has my life come to?
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
We are totally like Jim and Pam, except ya know, drunk and not together anymore.
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