Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
My ex just sent me a message asking if she could blow me, but only if we get caught by her new bf. If she promises to swallow I'm doing it.
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
Randomize
