Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
im having a threesome with these popsicles
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
I'm drunk off vodka and I haven't eaten today. I've never felt more like Kirsten Cohen in my life.
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
I don't know who's more excited for you to come home. Me or my vagina
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
Um. I just realized I still have a beer in my purse from last night. I'm at work. I am so classy.
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
Randomize
