You can't special order awesome
by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
First table when you walk in. Can't miss us. I'm wearing a feather boa and a green hat
You had me at first table
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
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