I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
How do you jack off and text at the same time?
On my iPhone they have an app for that
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
I'm hoping the sedatives kick in before I drunkenly decide to eat this whole cheesecake.
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
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