So when exactly did I get naked and makeout with the statue?
Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
he asked my vagina if she was excited to meet Leonard. LEONARD. His fuckin penis is named Leonard.
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
He gave us beer and shots and made us pizza in his brick oven before firing a handgun into the air to signal it was time to give us a ride in his inflatable raft to the bars.
He's like a mythological figure
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