Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Turn sideways at McDonald's = actual directions to a winery
Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
In hindsight, maybe rearranging his living room because he has OCD while he was out wasnt the greatest idea. Though it'll keep him busy for HOURS
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