Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
can u get pink eye on your cock?
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
I told you I missed you and you said you missed me as much as you miss a urinary tract infection. I get it. You're still mad.
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
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