Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
A good Q tip ear swabbing is better than bad sex.
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
Dude, I work in two hours. Unless you can find Chris Hemsworth and convince him to have a three-way with us, I'm not getting out of bed.
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
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