Just saw a homeless guy with a sign that said "Family abducted by aliens. Need money for ransom" and on the back of the sign it said "And it's only $.88"
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
you threw up in someones recycling bin and left a note apologizing. how drunk do you think you were?!
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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