Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
just used my amazon order history to figure out my anniversary. I am the most epic/shittiest bf ever...
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
Why is there a traffic cone in the shower? And did you wash it with my body wash? It smells nice.
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
Drunk me says 72 hours of Mexican Viagra and room service.Sober me says we stopped being lovers for a reason after the last lost weekend.
Randomize