ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
He was jealous of me and threatened by me. I'm like, just cause I could fuck your girlfriend doesn't mean I'm going to
She's not even my type. She doesn't have a penis or a drug problem
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
My last memory of last night was being in a laundry room doing blow and admiring a washer and dryer... I think that's the earmark of old age
There are only a few things more freaky than wandering around a zoo drunk.
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
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