Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
apparently people get pissed when you take the bag of wine out of the franzia box and put it in your purse before leaving the party
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
having to delete all your hookups stored in your phone as first name followed by frat/bar after they've graduated is such a bittersweet feeling
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
found a ham sandwich in the elevator it tasted so hungry and it was still fresh. dont be mad at me. you know you love ham.
Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
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