Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
Who knew you could get a drunk in public when jogging with your dog?
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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