just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
Dude, dont worry about the lamb fetus in the fridge.
What?
Just dont open the beer drawer.
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
I just got to my parents hungover as hell. My dad could tell and said "theres only one cure for a hangover" and handed me a beer. This morning went from a 0 to 10 in an instant.
I probably should have told her I was actually the drunkest one there before she let me pierce her ear
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
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