that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
i'm just going to get a pitcher of margarita. sober up by 10. and then do my accounting project
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
See this is why people shouldn't jump into marriage. See what type of drunk you're engaged to first.
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
I CAN'T FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS A LISP. I JUST CAN'T.
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