He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
mike is out of commission and cannot make breakfast. he's sitting with two frozen waffles on his face & smiling like an idiot.
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
i am craving dick and cupcakes
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
