Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
tfor prom could you pick me up wo bottles of champagne and a condom, please?
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
There are two types of people in this world I don't trust: people who collect stamps, and people who don't drink
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
Hey, so, you were my "one phone call" last night... Thanks for not picking up. See, this is why I never call you.
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
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