careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
Woke up to 'distilleries' on the history channel. Proceded to vomit all over the floor. Back on the wagon today.
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
Abby spilt her vodka all over the train's bathroom floor
WE'RE THE ONES DRESSED UP FOR THE LARGEST DRINKING HOLIDAY IN AMERICA WHO ELSE ON THIS TRAIN IS A SUSPECT FOR THIS SMELL?!
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
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