Dual....:-)
Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
you went into starbucks asked for a mocha "on the rocks"
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
You looked at the bouncer while you pissed on the front door of the bar and said...who the fuck are you?
So I had this brilliant idea that I would sleep in all sorts of sweatpants and sweatshirts... Apparently I thought I could "sweat" off the drunk in my sleep and that it would make me feel better when I woke up
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