Dude. Fucked her last night. Fucked her this morning. went downstairs for water. took 18 pack of Coors Light instead and took it back to my gf's. Got a blow job from her. Drinking the beer on my deck now. Best Day ever.
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
Randomize