I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
I am paying my roommate as much of the electric bill in pennies as possible because I hate her.
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
just the thought of you slurpin down noodles really rustles my jimmy
you suck at sexting
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
Randomize
