I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
He came inside me, looked me in the eye and said, "Happy Mother's Day"
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
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TEAM USA GO AMERICA
There are reggae songs being written about me...where have I gone wrong in life?
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
There's a man with a stuffed dog and a can of dog food on the L. Should I break it to him?
Best not to. Some people need their delusions.
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
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