So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
Unfortunately, they didn't pull of their wake and bake plans. Instead, they waked and vomited like a half-retarded giraffe till everyone woke up.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
I need to wake up with a beard between my thighs more often, I'm a fucking saint.
It's no shave November. This is our time.
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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