Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
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