It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
I was handcuffed to a girl for half-an-hour. And I'm still the only one in the house who didn't get laid.
I was greeting people at my door feeding them jello shots out of an ice cube tray with a spoon.
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
Being engaged is strange. I looked at my cock this morning and said, "we did alright these last 32 years, right?"
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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