He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
Awkward moment: seeing and saying hey to the MILF you're sleeping with while shopping with your mother and sister.
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
Help. Why am I so naked?
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