I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
I was just handed a mimosa the size of my head. Stay tuned.
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
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