I'm waiting for seagulls to eat this throw up
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
Well get back to your date and give him the ceremonial 1am handy and text me when your done.
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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