I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
During sex she told me I could do anything I wanted to her. You remember that toy lightsaber we bought at Wal Mart?
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
i woke up in his bed to a "teach your baby to read" infomercial. i pray to GOD that's not a sign
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
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