is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
I sat down with you and helped you write your will last night. I was THAT convinced that you weren't waking up.
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
How sad is it that I'm looking in the farm & garden section of craigslist to find a weed dealer. I mean, that's where they'd be right? Just gotta break the code.
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
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