I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
Went to my car this morning. Found a waffle from Waffle House in the front seat. No idea how it got there. So hung over I ate it.
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
I just did a booty-call caliber shave job in preparation for this weekend. Fuck being ladylike; I'm tryna get LAID-ylike
I cried while dry heaving in the back of the car to the New York song with jay z in it. I was singing it inbetween gags.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
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