I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
Stealing vibrators from Walmart together was when I realized you'd be my Maid of Honor.
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
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