So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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