We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
Reggie can tackle my bush.
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
I ate a pepperoni off of someone's floor last night. We need to talk.
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
This is my gift to your gina
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
The power of my boobs compel you
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
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