So, right as I'm cumming, I pull out and go "PYEW PYEW" like Star Wars lasers. Best part is, I missed her completely.
explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
Someone spilled vodka all over the elevator floor. Bring straws.
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
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