Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
I'm pretty sure I have jizz on the back of the dress I wore to church. Awesome.
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
I'm going out w/ her for her b-day in a bit. I just talked to one of her drunk friends on the phone who asked if I could "handle 7 lesbian." This could be interesting.
the gays at disneyland are vicious
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
How do I tell this guy that if he does not like the condoms at my apartment, he should bring his own without sounding like a sure thing?
Say it's BYOC night at the beach. And, you are a sure thing. Own it.
Just learned a very valuable life lesson. Never motorboat a cat when they have claws.
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
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