why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
her best friend is in town and she told me that they used to fool around when they were drunk and I'd have to "help keep that from happening"
you motherfucker
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
I feel like the way you told me you weren't pregnant was pretty anticlimactic.
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
I just want nice things and good sex
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
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