google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
His second form of ID was an emergency room wristband from an hour ago. What the fuck is going on right now
Haha yeah he had an allergic reaction to the alcohol earlier. He thinks that if he only drinks vodka he will be ok...
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
So never has there been a greater Valentine's Day gift than you actually putting a new roll of toilet paper on for me after using the old roll up! You didn't even use the new roll. You clearly put that on from a gentleman's standpoint vs. a selfish standpoint. I love you!!!!
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
My dick has a subreddit
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
I just got a voicemail from some strange woman with a Russian accent. Are you ok?
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
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