I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
Imagine getting a FB inbox "hey I found your ID on the floor of a bar can you send me a mugshot so I can get a second piece of ID made?"
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
My autobiography will be 500 pages of the words "I probably should've thought this through" typed over and over.
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
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