Christians are straight up FREAKS
Let's just have a brief moment of silence for my dignity before we start tonight
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
Well obviously when I get drunk my intelligence level surpasses yours and that's why you can't understand me.
I ordered a million chicken go wraps and they gave me five. Even when im drunk I can count to a million and know its not five. They fucked me.
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
STOP FUCKING TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT THAT TIME THAT GUY CAME ON MY FACE WHILE I WAS ASLEEP!!!
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
Randomize
