This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
"Just cut me in half. Then take half of me home. And leave the other half here. Cuz I can't see."
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
Gramp just called her sex-on-a-stick. AKA HE CALLED HER A WHORE. My 75 year old grandfather just called your ex's new thing a whore.
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
They think I'm one of them. I'm about to get drunk in a Santa suit and bust down the door singing Christmas carols.
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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