stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
My mail consisted of a box of dildos and christmas card from grandma.
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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