I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
Woke up with a migrane, threw up blood, then my headache went away. I'm going to convince myself that it was just a bad batch of blood so I can drink again tonight
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
Great. I will show up in your office wearing only oven mitts later today.
She tried to subtly measure me, but I noticed. She told me I barely made the cut otherwise there would have been just a handshake as a parting gift.
Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
Ladies don't puke and tell
You just sat there staring at your apple and saying "I'm so glad you're here" to it every time you took a bite.
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
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